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There are tons of people with tons of theories on what, or who will lead to the eventual end of the world.
For some, it’ll be some crazy dictator. For others, it’ll be a climate disaster.
For Johnny Turnip, it’s leprechauns. Calling them the “real enemy,” Turnip says leprechauns “have been using world leaders and royalty as puppets from their diabolical schemes for generations.”
The Welshman says he even “sees their grubby little sausage fingers all over the U.S. election,” and neither Donald Trump nor Kamala Harris were “ever aware they were being used by these corrupt, gold-hungry, shamrock-obsessed, stove-pipe wearing, alcoholic little pygmies.”
Turnip says he and his friends have been preparing to save the world from the inevitable “leprechaun apocalypse.” Consider yourselves warned.
Source: Abergavenny Chronicle